The Plague

There needs to be a quarantine sign on our door.
Why?
Because we have been struck with the plague.
Why?
Because it's the "why" plague.
Why?
Because to every statement or order I give, he ask why.
Why?
I'm not sure.
Why?
I don't know if he is questioning my authority or is just curious.
Why?
Because it is an automatic answer.
Why?
I said , I don't know. Ask Ethan.
Why?
Because he is the only one that will know.
Why?
Because he is the one that ask why! Now go to your room, I'm tired of talking.
Why?
Because I have been answering all of your questions, that's why. Now go.
Why?
Because I said so, that's why!

Did you ever wonder why your parents said that? Now I know.